We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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