btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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