I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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