yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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