This is not my ceiling
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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