Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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