quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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