question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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