ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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