I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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