Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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