went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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