I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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