There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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