Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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