sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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