is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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