My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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