I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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