I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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