When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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