I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
