Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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