He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
