no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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