In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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