they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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