I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
where does the pee come out of this thing
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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