Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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