i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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