Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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