Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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