Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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