is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This is classic penis vs brain.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Randomize
