They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
