so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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