I think my vagina is haunted
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
