im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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