I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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