you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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