it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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