I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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