Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
