very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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