Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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