Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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