I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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