Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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