bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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