i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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