I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just cropdusted the office
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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