i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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