Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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