so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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