sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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