YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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